Zach. ODU Student, from Maryland. This blog has no rhyme or reason. Yeah.
Cake Boss in a nutshell…
Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.
TIPS FOR PEOPLE TRANSITIONING INTO ADULTHOOD: no body tells you that when you’re in charge of something, half the people you talk to will tell you their feelings on whatever you’re in charge of and how they would have done it.
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.
did everyone just quietly forgive pharrell for being in blurred lines
Benedict Cumberbatch in Star Wars “won’t happen, sadly,” he told a con audience in Australia. Color me shocked.
Or not so sadly, if you ask me.
But I thought he already was in Star Wars.
you’re being ignorant
THIS is cumberbumber in star wars